He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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