margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's official drugs can't kill me
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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