Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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