I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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