I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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