so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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