I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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