Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I am naked and annoyed.
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I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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