we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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