Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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