A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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