Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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