I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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