i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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