I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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