thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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