I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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