im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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