I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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