the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i barfeds in our rink
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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