just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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