He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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