okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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