Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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