please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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