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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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