Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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