Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I lost the right to judge tonight
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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