i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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