I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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