And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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