For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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