Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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