i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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