if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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