FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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