sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize
