everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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