Whod you bang
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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