So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
sex in a hospital.. check
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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