apparently the secret to your success is patron
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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