My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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