oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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