They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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