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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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