Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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