between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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