I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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