Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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