i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night