you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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