road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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