a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I have already put on my inside pants.
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