I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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