sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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