Fuck appropriateness.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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