dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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